It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
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