It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
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