It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
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