It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
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