It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
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