It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.