It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
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