It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
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