It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
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