It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It's so hot out that my sweat is sweating.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
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