It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
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