It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
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