| An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me."  She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week." He said: "Put me down for Fridays." |
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This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed
An old couple is in bed and the wife is feeling frisky. She begins to mention how things were between her and her husband in old times...
Have You Heard This One? She's Got a Problem...
A hilarious joke with a very surprising ending.
Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Shop Signs So Funny You’ll Stop and Read Twice
These shop signs prove that many shopkeepers still have a healthy sense of humor!
Public Typos That’ll Make You Laugh!
Who knew signs, public announcements, and grocery stores were such a goldmine for hilarious language fails?!
Funny: Aging Gracefully… and Hilariously!
We've collected for you a series of the most funny senior cartoon pictures. I'm still laughing at these 'well aged' cartoons!
Hilarious - 15 Times Pets Were Caught Acting Like Humans
Turns out animals and humans aren't all that different. Only when pets act like people, it's 100 times funnier!
15 Ninja Cats That Blend Masterfully Into the Background
Some of these cats are great at hiding, whereas others are hilariously bad at it!
These One-Frame Comics Will Have You in Splits
Enjoy this hilarious collection of single-panel comics by artist Dan Piraro.
Angry? These 19 Signs Say It Best
We hope you will enjoy this collection of hilarious protest signs as much as we did.
Hilarious – Kids vs. Common Sense: Who Wins?
These photos capture the chaotic energy of childhood.
Well You Don't See Designs Like THESE Every Day...
These 13 designs are so bizarre you just have to laugh.
Honey I Think the Cat Broke: Strange and Funny Cat Moments!
Funny cat photos never get old. These guys were caught in the strange uncat like petition that will both baffle you and make you laugh out loud
Hilarious: These Photos Show Why Safety Rules Matter!
These people really don't believe in following any safety measures whatsoever!
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“Wait, You Work For The Bureau?” Funny Gag!
Watch what happens when innocent people find out that their partners are actually FBI agents!
17 Delightful One-Panel Comics to Share a Laugh About
Add a dose of humor to your day with these hilarious single-frame comics by cartoonist Mark Parisi.
Are These the Funniest Animal Photos Ever Captured?
If you love animals, then get ready to laugh your head off, since the annual Comedy Wildlife Awards are with us once again!
15 Funny Sign Mistakes We Can’t Help but Love
We collected 15 hysterical signs with spelling mistakes here, so brace yourselves - because it’s about to get funny!
These Cats Would Sleep Literally Anywhere But Their Beds
For some strange reason, cats can have a brand new, super comfy bed and still choose to sleep in the oddest of places. That's cat logic for you & it's hilarious.
These Cartoons Are Sure to Make You Grin
If you love cartoon stripes then you came to the right place. Enjoy this collection of funny cartoons that are sure to make your day funnier and your step lighter.
18 Times Kids Were Caught In Hilariously Odd Situations
Kids live by their own rules, and it can result in some bizarre & absolutely hilarious situations, like adopting a brick or going to sleep with a jar of peanuts.
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Big Cats Like Boxes Too!
As any cat owner well knows, cats LOVE sitting and playing with boxes! But are big cats the same way?
These Home Listings Really Went the Extra Funny Mile
Laugh your head off with these creative home listing fails!
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Abbot and Costello Are At Their Finest in This Sketch!
This video is a great sketch by Abbot and Costello in which they fire witty line after witty line.
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WATCH: A Young Steve Martin Amuses With His Magic Tricks
Enjoy this memorable clip from the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour.
15 Hilarious T-Shirts That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Take a look at these hilarious t-shirts that you'll want to prove.
Hilarious: When DIY Creativity Gets a Little Too Creative
The world is full of wonderful workmanship, but you won't see any of that here. This is a collection of the very worst of man's DIY, construction efforts!
Need a Laugh? Watch these Animals!
This collection of pictures features some adorable animals caught making unintentionally hilarious faces.
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown's Having a VERY Weird Day...
Mrs. Brown will give you a big grin with another hilarious scene.
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Parrots and Babies Being Hilarious Together!
This compilation brings together the funniest interactions between parrots and babies
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No One Has Made Me Giggle as Much as Robin Williams!
I adored Robin Williams' comedy. This cheeky bit is probably my favorite.
When Words Wander Off And Find Humor!
Feeling down? Well, after reading these 18 side-splitting signs, you will no longer have that problem on your hands...
These People Believe They Are INDESTRUCTIBLE
Meet the people who simply don’t believe in following any safety norms.
FUNNY: This Vet Clinic’s Signboard Always Brings Laughs
Here are their most hilarious signs by the Carroll County Veterinary Clinic.
Carlin’s Sharp Humor in Memorable Lines
Mr George Carlin's legacy will be fondly remembered for many years. There are not many people who can entertain, amuse, and delight by asking a simple question.
Colorful Sayings That Are Guaranteed to Make You Smile
some funny sayings with a something for everyone.
Only In Russia Could These 17 Photos Happen
17 hilarious photos you'd only expect to see in Russia.
Christmas Decoration Ideas for the Lazy Bones Out There
Don't feel like getting up and spending energy on decorating your house for Christmas this year? Here are a few ideas...
These 15 Signs Will Give You a Laugh!
Are you ready for your daily dose of laughs? We really hope you are, as this collection of 15 hilarious signs is beyond funny!
16 of the FUNNIEST Warning Signs We've Ever Seen!
These bizarre disclaimers would make you laugh out loud.
These Funny Photos Show Victorian Era in a Different Light!
Most images we see from the early days of photography are austere and often bleak. Yet these photographs show the reality. People were cheeky, funny and happy!
Fake Science Facts That Will Crack You Up
It’s not always that science makes us laugh, but these intentionally wrong science facts will give you a good chuckle.
15 Idioms From Overseas That Sound Hilarious in English
English is by far not the only language in the world with funny sayings. Just take a look at these 15 hilarious idioms from different languages around the world.
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