| An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me."  She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week." He said: "Put me down for Fridays." |
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Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed
An old couple is in bed and the wife is feeling frisky. She begins to mention how things were between her and her husband in old times...
Have You Heard This One? She's Got a Problem...
A hilarious joke with a very surprising ending.
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Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
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Classic Comedy: Why Michelangelo Didn't Do the Last Supper
One of the lesser known sketches of the famous Monty Python is a hoot and a half - explaining why Michelangelo didn't paint the last supper.
51 “Chinese” Proverbs That Aren’t Really Chinese
These proverbs aren't really Chinese, but they're still really funny! In fact we're willing to bet they'll make you laugh out loud! Enjoy!
These Genius Signs Should Be Shared Everywhere
Check out these funny, clever, and helpful signs that will bring an instant smile to your face.
You're Never Too Old for Funny Cartoons
Time to laugh out loud with these hilarious comics by Leigh Rubin.
Fake Science Facts That Will Crack You Up
It’s not always that science makes us laugh, but these intentionally wrong science facts will give you a good chuckle.
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When Birds Misbehave, the Results Are Utterly Hilarious!
If you think that only dogs and cats are capable of being total jerks, then you ain't seen nothing yet!
These Puns Take You in the Opposite Direction
Enjoy this collection of illustrated puns by artist Teo Zirinis.
These Funny Cartoons are For The Grown-Grown-Ups!
A collection of 20 hilarious comic strips and funny cartoons about aging.
These Ideas People Had Are Way to Crazy to Believe!
It's hard to believe what lengths some people go to after an idea pops up in their heads. Take a look at these hilarious images.
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What Would You Do If You Found a Crashed Spaceship?
If you see what looks like a crashed alien ship by the side of the road, would you stop?
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Funny: Young People Don't Have Damn a Clue About Aging!
This hilarious stand-up bit really hits home on the subject of aging, and how young people really don't get it...
These Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards are Brutally Honest
If you and your significant other are one of those couples that hate the idea of Valentine's day with a passion, then these cards are perfect for you!
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Simon's Cat Won't Let His Owner Get Any Housework Done
In this episode of Simon's Cat, how can Simon get any housework done?
I Can't Stop Laughing at These Funny Cat Expressions
Which of these hilarious cat expressions made you laugh most?
16 Hilarious Signs Created by Bad Spacing
Sometimes, a tiny mistake like a space in the wrong place can make all the difference, turning an ordinary sign into the most hilarious one you've ever seen!
15 Cats Caught Being Mean and Proud of It
Even the biggest cat lover would have to agree, sometimes cats are just...mean. And they don't care who's watching.
One-Panel Comics with Funny Charm!
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
You'll Get Some Laugh Lines After THESE Lines!
These monsters are out to make you giggle. They've got no less than 20 one-liners to share with you, and we bet you'll be in fits of laughter in no time.
Hilarious - 15 Times Pets Were Caught Acting Like Humans
Turns out animals and humans aren't all that different. Only when pets act like people, it's 100 times funnier!
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Watch Buster Keaton's Hilarious Antics in This Funny Short
Enjoy Buster Keaton's classic 1920 short "One Week" now in glorious color!
All You Need Today is This Dose of Funny Animal Therapy
Check out this hilarious collection of funny animal photos that will make you chuckle.
The Ultimate List of Funny Christmas Jokes for 2024
These Christmas jokes are all you need for a humor-filled season.
How Are Such Bad Designs Even Possible? - 12 Photos
Some designs are so impractical they may seem useless, but they have one important purpose - making us laugh!
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How Much Sleep Do We Need at Different Ages?
How much sleep do we need at 15? Is it the same at 35 or 60? No, and that is exactly what we would like to teach you about
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Rodney Dangerfield, The Man of a Million One liners!
Here is a great compilation of some of his best lines and of course - his terrific delivery, Dangerfield style.
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Prank Compilation: The Funniest Pranks & Scares of 2024!
sit back and enjoy the ultimate compilation of laugh-out-loud pranks and jaw-dropping reactions from the past year!
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When it Comes to Comedy, Rowan Atkinson Knows Best!
Rowan Atkinson plays an Indian restaurant owner who is trying to deal with drunk customers. This is a must watch!
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Hilarious Sketch! This Bartender Is Far Too Understanding
Prepare to laugh your head off as a drunk man relates all of his marital problems to a ridiculously understanding bartender...
Funny Translation Fails That Will Make You Smile
These translation fails from different languages will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
These Comics Reveal the Funny Truth About Winter Days
These comics perfectly portray the funny side of winter, and you'll find that many of the ideas they present are painfully true!
These Funny Restaurant Signs Will Turn Your Day Around
This Texas restaurant has been making people laugh for years with its side-splitting signs.
These Comics Deliver Jokes in a Single Frame
You will really enjoy these one-frame comics by cartoonist Doug Hill.
You Have to Read These 20 Funny Signs Twice!
It’s the perfect time to lighten the mood with a fresh batch of funnies!
13 Funny Safety Fail Pictures That Will Crack You Up
Looking for some humor? Check out some hilarious pictures of safety fails.
The Funniest Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes
Here’s a collection of 18 hilarious dad jokes that capture the essence of this timeless humor.
Hilarious! Men Can Handle Anything Impossible!
Hilarious photos illustrating how men are willing to do just about anything!
Candid Wildlife Moments That are Too Funny to Miss
Check out the hilarious winners from the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2024.
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A Collection of Sports Fails That'll Leave You in Stitches
These sports bloopers are hilariously unforgettable.
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