What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!