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Computer Science Pick Up Lines
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Utensils Puns
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Jokes For Women
What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
Language Pick Up Lines
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Brain Puns
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
The State of the Modern Church
What Churches might be soon this 2020 and beyond: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon. Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker. CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless you all. CONGREGATION: Amen!
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Look for a rainbow connection.
Flight Puns
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Turtle Puns
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Spider Puns
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
Drum Puns
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Funny Nature Quotes
"I'd like to connect with nature but there's no USB port" - Dan Masso
Travel Puns
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Gun Puns
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
One Liners for Kids
Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was no "Connection".
"Mom look! I’m a 3D printer!"
"Ugh Tommy, close the door when you poop."
Music Jokes
Why was music coming from the printer?
The paper was jamming.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Funny Family Poems
You may not sew and you may not crochet,
You may not bake macaroons every day,
You may not buy tickets to a grand ballet,
Or be like the grandma of yesterday.

You may not answer with a vague, "Yes, dear,"
You may not have trouble in one ear.
You may not always have your knitting near,
Or overflow with constant cheer

You may not have scalloped, scented soap
Or fuzzy toilet seat covers (I hope)
With embroidery needles, you cannot cope.
Big hair? Wig hair? Nada and nope.

But I love you without the stereotype.
I've been thinking we should connect on Skype.
You're my bud, Grandma, and I'd really like it
If I could take your path and be able to hike it.

I look at what you do each day
And I see each one is your birthday.
You live anew in all you do.
I wanna be like you!
Anti Pick Up Lines
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
The Lady and Her Shelves
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as she shows him around his apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is surprised that this girl would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her so as not to ruin his chances. She turns to him, invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After he has this intense night of passion with this beautiful girl, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The woman yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
Dragon Puns
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
Band Puns
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Computer Jokes
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Puns
What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer?
The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former.
Funny Yoga Quotes
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
Pick Up Lines
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Being Senior Can Be a Funny Thing...
Want to live forever? Then choose one of these professions: Old bankers never die, they just lose their interest! Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under. Old printers never die, they're just not the type. Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding. Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip. Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. -------------------------------------- Three old guys were out walking. First one said, "Windy, isn't it?" The second one said, "No, it's Thursday!" The third one said, "So am I. Let's go get a beer!" -------------------------------------- Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:  BFF: Best Friend Fainted  BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth  CBM: Covered by Medicare  FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers  LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out  GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
Family Vacation Quotes
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
Dragon Jokes
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Love Puns
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Travel Pick Up Lines
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Bible Puns
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Quotes
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
The Mystery Woman at the Bar
This bachelor goes into a bar and notices a major hottie, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. Despite his best game, the bachelor couldn't achieve any progress with her. "No thank you," she would always say." The man was determined, this cutie was worth giving up the game. They had an instant connection, but things never got past the formalities! At the end of the night he finally caved. "Why won't you come home with me?" he whined to her. The woman said: "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "Wow, that must be rather difficult." the bachelor said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But it has my husband pretty upset."
Valentines Day Puns
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Wifi Puns
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."

"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.

"Because its always jammin"
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Knife Puns
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
A pairing knife