What do you get from putting a diamond in a printer?
A carbon copy.
What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A print-cess.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
How is my printer like Spotify?
I gotta pay-per jam.
Where do printers come from?
Jam-make-ah
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
I am my Brothers keeper.
A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
What did one printer say to the other?
"Have you been going to the gym? You look toner"
I used to have a talking laser printer!
But I got rid of it, I didn't like it's toner voice.
Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.
There's something wrong with my printer. I keep putting in paper but the display says it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"...
Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.
When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.