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Pig Puns
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Dolphin Puns
Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
Fish Puns
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Tiger Puns
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Frog Puns
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whale Puns
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
Chicken Puns
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Snake Puns
What do you get if you cross a new born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Milk Puns
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
Brain Puns
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
One Liners for Kids
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Football Puns
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Cookie Puns
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Anti Jokes
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
Sports Puns
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Mushroom Puns
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Working at The Circus
So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A lady answers him. “Hello,” she says. “Hi, is this the circus?” “Yes.” “I’ve heard you’re hiring.” “You’ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?” “Alex.” “Alright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?” “Well, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.” “O... Okay... That’s quite impressive, sir, but it’s not really not what we’re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...” “No, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!” “Sir, I really don’t think you understand what the concept of a cir...” “No, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!” “...” “...” “Goodbye, sir.” She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. “Oh darn, I forgot to tell her I’m a horse.”
Pumpkin Puns
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Sports Pick Up Lines
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Basketball Puns
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Cherry Puns
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cheese Puns
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Viking Puns
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.