Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.