Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
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