Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.