Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.