Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
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