Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
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