Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
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