Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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