Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
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