Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
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