Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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