Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
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