Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
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