Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
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