Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
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