Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
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