What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
My weekend is fully booked.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.