Selling

My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull
The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that bull came home this morning."
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something, I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling.
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
It came with no attachments.
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
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