Selling

Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before.
Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?”
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy