Today I learned that the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon. But the contractor kept cutting corners.
A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned. "The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them. "Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!" His family was astounded, and asked where it was fried originally.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.
Little Johnny and the Name of the Lord
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year.
Sunday School Teacher: "Okay class... who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?"
Little Johnny: "Hallowed!"
Sunday School Teacher: "Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?"
Little Johnny: "It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name..."