Jumping

My cat kept jumping onto my desk.
I had to put him down.
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Animal Protective Services.”
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions...
Yo Mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”