Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I had an art contest with my friend.
It ended in a draw.