A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Yo Mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, we don't allow professionals."
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I had an art contest with my friend.
It ended in a draw.