Felt

I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Limericks I cannot compose,
With noxious smells in my nose.
But this one was easy,
I only felt queasy,
Because I was sniffing my toes.
There was an Old Person of Tartary,
Who divided his jugular artery;
But he screeched to his wife,
And she said, 'Oh, my life!
Your death will be felt by all Tartary!'
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crumby.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
There was an exotic pet race to take place.

Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"

The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:

"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.