Felt Jokes

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
“Giant pandas eat constantly, poop 40 times a day and don't have a lot of sex...I've never felt such a connection to an animal."
- Renee Hooray
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing....
He found her to be possessive- and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
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