Breaking

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
A bullet.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Breaking a leg during an audition ensures you're in the cast.
Breaking a leg during an audition...
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.