What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
What do you call an afghan virgin - Never Bin Laid On.
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common? One prick and their done.
I have bathed in the blood of virgins…
Well, I had a nosebleed in the shower.
Tiger Woods once visited the Virgin Islands They are now just called the Islands.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float.
Did you hear about the spread that lost its virginity? It got marmalaid.
Why does no one die a virgin? Because life f**ks us all.
Virginity is like a car.
Once you’ve had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either.
Where does Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil come from? Really ugly olives.
They told me that god and chocolate are great ways to substitute se*.
Now, I'm both a Nun and a virgin and I have diabetes.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Alabama who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.
A son says to his mother one day, “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I’m still a virgin.”
His mother replied, “Well, start giving them bad grades and they’ll stop.”