They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?