It was so cold the mice were playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
It's so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
It’s so cold we have to put skates on just to move around the house.
It’s so cold ice cubes are coming out of my tap.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.
It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.
It’s so cold mum used a saw to serve us milk.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold my shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk.
It’s so cold I tried to take out the garbage, but it refused to go.
It’s so cold that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!
It's so cold that you have to break the smoke off your chimney.
It’s so cold I swapped my pillow for a grill.
It's so cold that when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
It was so cold firemen couldn’t get the people out of the burning building because it was warm.
It’s so cold I actually enjoyed someone spilling hot coffee in my lap.
It’s so cold it’s colder than any room packed with ex-wives.
It’s so cold that Grandpa’s teeth are chattering – in the glass!
It was so cold when I turned on the shower, I got hail.
It's so cold that our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
It’s so cold the aquarium didn’t need to use glass. On the downside, the fish were motionless.
It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
It's so cold that the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold that even the polar bears started drinking hot chocolate.
It’s so cold sheep were demanding their wool back.
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