It’s so cold chickens are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It’s so cold the school nurse has to use a steamer to remove the instruments from the lips of the brass band members after the concert.
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
It’s so cold dogs are wearing cats.
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It was so cold when I blinked my eyes froze shut.
It was so cold firemen couldn’t get the people out of the burning building because it was warm.
It’s so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted – including the boxes!
It’s so cold the aquarium didn’t need to use glass. On the downside, the fish were motionless.
It’s so cold that the snowflakes froze in the air and birds used them as stepping stones to get from tree to tree.
It's so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
It’s so cold sheep were demanding their wool back.
It’s so cold I saw a gangsta with his pants pulled up.
It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold I tried to take out the garbage, but it refused to go.
It’s so cold I swapped my pillow for a grill.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It’s so cold washroom attendants have started putting salt boxes next to the toilets.
It was so cold when I turned on the shower, I got hail.
It’s so cold that even the polar bears started drinking hot chocolate.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold walruses were visiting the hardware store in search of more insulation.
It’s so cold the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle.
It's so cold that when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
It’s so cold pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm.
It’s so cold our table cutlery now includes a saw.
It’s so cold our hats have turned into ice caps.
It's so cold that trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
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