It’s so cold teenagers began to worry about getting goosebumps rather than acne.
It’s so cold that even the ATM shows minus.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It's so cold that I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It’s so cold ice cubes are coming out of my tap.
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It's so cold that Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.
It’s so cold it’s colder than any room packed with ex-wives.
It’s so cold we were afraid to spit because it can ricochet.
It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold washroom attendants have started putting salt boxes next to the toilets.
It was so cold firemen couldn’t get the people out of the burning building because it was warm.
It's so cold hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils, and penguins.
It’s so cold that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!
It’s so cold the anticipation of waiting for my ketchup to come out of the bottle lasted three months.
It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It's so cold that you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
It’s so cold we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.
It’s so cold I saw a gangsta with his pants pulled up.
It’s so cold dogs are wearing cats.
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
It’s so cold I tried to take out the garbage, but it refused to go.
It was so cold the mice were playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.
It’s so cold our hats have turned into ice caps.
It’s so cold travel agencies are advertising tropical holidays to Alaska.
It’s so cold I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It was so cold when I blinked my eyes froze shut.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold that when we baked the frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes, it was still frozen.
It’s so cold the flames of our fire froze.
It’s so cold a glacier was seen heading slowly down the main street of our town.
It’s so cold I left Starbuck with mocha lattes and by the time I got to the car I had fudgicles.
It’s so cold that the snowflakes froze in the air and birds used them as stepping stones to get from tree to tree.
It’s so cold the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle.
It’s so cold that when I dialed the emergency number, there was a recording that said to call back in spring.
It’s so cold our table cutlery now includes a saw.
It’s so cold the police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.
It's so cold that you have to break the smoke off your chimney.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It's so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold my money turned into cold, hard cash.
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.
It was so cold when I turned on the shower, I got hail.
It's so cold that people look forward to getting a fever.
It's so cold that the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
It’s so cold the school nurse has to use a steamer to remove the instruments from the lips of the brass band members after the concert.
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