It’s so cold it’s colder than any room packed with ex-wives.
It's so cold that the band changed their name to Red Cold Chili Peppers.
It’s so cold our hats have turned into ice caps.
It’s so cold that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!
It's so cold that you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
It’s so cold sheep were demanding their wool back.
It’s so cold kids are using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”
It’s so cold that the Statue of Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It’s so cold the school nurse has to use a steamer to remove the instruments from the lips of the brass band members after the concert.
It’s so cold we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It’s so cold that when I dialed the emergency number, there was a recording that said to call back in spring.
It’s so cold refrigerators are redundant.
It’s so cold we had to salt the hallway.
It’s so cold the police told a robber to freeze, and he really did.
It’s so cold that even the polar bears started drinking hot chocolate.
It’s so cold that Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze.
It’s so cold the ice cubes in my drink have goosebumps.
It’s so cold chickens are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It’s so cold the anticipation of waiting for my ketchup to come out of the bottle lasted three months.
It’s so cold pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm.
It’s so cold I swapped my pillow for a grill.
It’s so cold I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It’s so cold my mail shattered when I tried to open it.
It's so cold that you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
It was so cold firemen couldn’t get the people out of the burning building because it was warm.
It's so cold that people started chipping their teeth on soup!
It’s so cold mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.
It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.
It's so cold that the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
It’s so cold the local graveyard put heaters out for the ghosts.
It’s so cold I had to eat ice cream just to warm up.
It’s so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted – including the boxes!
It was so cold that we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It's so cold that the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
It’s so cold walruses were visiting the hardware store in search of more insulation.
It’s so cold ice cubes are coming out of my tap.
It’s so cold fish were jumping out of the ice holes and straight into the frying pan.
It’s so cold travel agencies are advertising tropical holidays to Alaska.
It’s so cold that when I needed an anesthetic, the dentist told me to stick my head out the hospital window.
It's so cold that polar bears wear jackets.
It’s so cold that I have to wave a blow-torch in front of my nose just to have a sneeze.
It’s so cold I saw Superman taking a taxi.
It's so cold that when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
It’s so cold my shadow ended up freezing on the sidewalk.
It was so cold the mice were playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.
It’s so cold we have to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our clothes!
It’s so cold I tried to take out the garbage, but it refused to go.
It’s so cold my hat wrapped itself in a scarf.
It’s so cold I walk to school with a toaster in my pants.
It’s so cold the rats in the alley were bribing the cats for a snuggle.
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