What happens when Chuck Norris lifts Thor Hammer?
The hammer explodes because it is not worthy.
When Chuck Norris smokes a joint
the weed gets high of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug.
No it's not dead it's just too scared to move
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?
He played the force.
On the 7th day, God rested … and Chuck Norris took over.
Have you heard that Chuck Norris has started building non-sqaure homes?
He's on a round house kick.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
A Round House.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,
he turns the dark off.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him
So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
Naming a bridge after Chuck Norris is a really bad idea
Because no one crosses Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity... he got it back.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees.
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
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