Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris caught Covid-19 yesterday
The virus is quarantined for two weeks
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Once.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris CAN touch this.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris was bitten by the worlds most venemous snake.
After hours of excruciating pain and misery, the snake died.
What happens when Chuck Norris lifts Thor Hammer?
The hammer explodes because it is not worthy.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people
Then the grenade exploded.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
How does Chuck Norris sharpen his blades?
By shaving with them.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
When Chuck Norris moved out, his dad became the man of the house.
This morning Chuck Norris was shot.
Check the news, The bullet is in critical condition
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Have you heard that Chuck Norris has started building non-sqaure homes?
He's on a round house kick.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Before he forgot to bring a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris changed a lightbulb...
With one hand he held the bulb, with the other he turned the house.
Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
The bar breaks in half.
Chuck Norris has died aged 79.
But Death is too scared to let him know.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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