Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
He gets treated with great respect, since he’s such a talented actor.
How is a laser beam similar to a goldfish? Neither one can whistle.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
What’s orange and tastes like an orange? An orange.
What’s a vampire’s favorite food?
Vampires aren’t real.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because it’s a duck.
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