The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.