Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.