Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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