Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
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