Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
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