Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
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