Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.