Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
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