What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? Pilgrammar.
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
What sound does a space turkey make? "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.
But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
“The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!”
That’s what happens at Thanksgiving when your mom is an obstetrician.
What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?
If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!
When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving
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