What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara the feeding frenzy starts all over again, yay!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.
But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.