Reading

I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
If I’m reading their lips correctly,
my neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door.
What Reincarnation is All About
What Reincarnation is All About A soldier is reading a book while off duty when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum. "Private." "Sergeant Thompson, Sir!" the soldier said, standing up smartly. "At ease." The soldier gladly returned to his book... until he realized the sergeant is still standing over him, staring at the cover. "Yes, Sarge?" "What's that rubbish you're reading there, private? Re..incar..nation? What's that all about?" "Well," smiles the soldier, "It's pretty simple sir. Say you died, God forbid, and we buried you. Then a few months later grass grew on that plot of land. Then a cow came and ate that grass. As nature dictates, a few hours later it passes it through its stomachs and dumps it out on the ground... Then I would walk by and say: "Hey Sarge, you haven't changed a bit!""
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
“No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you’re gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can’t do parenting right.”

- Alan Arkin.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
My teacher told me in History class to do some light reading on the history of the light bulb.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
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