Reading

What Reincarnation is All About
What Reincarnation is All About A soldier is reading a book while off duty when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum. "Private." "Sergeant Thompson, Sir!" the soldier said, standing up smartly. "At ease." The soldier gladly returned to his book... until he realized the sergeant is still standing over him, staring at the cover. "Yes, Sarge?" "What's that rubbish you're reading there, private? Re..incar..nation? What's that all about?" "Well," smiles the soldier, "It's pretty simple sir. Say you died, God forbid, and we buried you. Then a few months later grass grew on that plot of land. Then a cow came and ate that grass. As nature dictates, a few hours later it passes it through its stomachs and dumps it out on the ground... Then I would walk by and say: "Hey Sarge, you haven't changed a bit!""
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Started reading a book called “The Pirate’s Wrist”
I’m hooked.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Reading is a novel idea.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.