Reading

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
He just couldn’t put it down.
Funny Poems Page 1

One evening I wrote to John and I guess I was expressing my frustrations with not having enough time as I had a briefcase full of work to do that evening. Jaymac, in his wisdom, sent me back the following funny but inspirational poem:

Briefcase with an Engine
Poet: John McLeod

Fit your briefcase with an engine
Go skateboarding in the sun
Loop the loop, do aerobatics,
Laugh a lot and have great fun!

'Cook a snook' at paper empires
Save a forest, every tree
And remember, above all,
To do it happily!

It reminded me life is too short to let work frustrate me. Reading John's words of wisdom helped relieve my stress as I found myself smiling when I finished reading the poem. And, smiling and laughing is a great stress reliever!

Many times during my career I let my work control my life. Looking back at the times where I allowed my work to create stress and frustration in my life I now realize what I thought was important really was not. I am not say
I'm reading a horror story in Braille and something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
I'm reading a book about metal fasteners.
Riveting stuff.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Reading is a novel idea.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
What Reincarnation is All About
What Reincarnation is All About A soldier is reading a book while off duty when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum. "Private." "Sergeant Thompson, Sir!" the soldier said, standing up smartly. "At ease." The soldier gladly returned to his book... until he realized the sergeant is still standing over him, staring at the cover. "Yes, Sarge?" "What's that rubbish you're reading there, private? Re..incar..nation? What's that all about?" "Well," smiles the soldier, "It's pretty simple sir. Say you died, God forbid, and we buried you. Then a few months later grass grew on that plot of land. Then a cow came and ate that grass. As nature dictates, a few hours later it passes it through its stomachs and dumps it out on the ground... Then I would walk by and say: "Hey Sarge, you haven't changed a bit!""