Record

Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
A Dutchman has invented shoes that record how many miles you've walked.
Clever clogs.
What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?
What’s up Pussycat!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak!
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
Why did the blonde take a camera to bed? To record what she was going to dream that night.