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Police Jokes

Rabbit Puns
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Tree Puns
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Blonde Jokes
A blond gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing.
She calls the police and reports a theft.
When the police officer comes, he looks at the blond who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Mouse Puns
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Medical Puns
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Grammar Puns
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
Snake Puns
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass snake.
Turkey Puns
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Hand Puns
What did the police officer say to the hand?
Stop! You are under a wrist!
Wolf Puns
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
Volleyball Puns
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Worm Puns
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Fruit Puns
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Star Puns
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
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