Often Jokes

"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
Where do you most often find onions having a drink? In the salad bar.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
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