Often Jokes

Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Where do you most often find onions having a drink? In the salad bar.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
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