If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
There once was a lady from Decatur
Who got laid by a large alligator.
But nobody knew
The result of that screw
Because after he laid her, he ate her.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Short Funny Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.

What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
Where do gay physicists have s*x?
In the Large Hardon Collider.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!