Large

Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.

What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
There once was a lady from Decatur
Who got laid by a large alligator.
But nobody knew
The result of that screw
Because after he laid her, he ate her.
Where do gay physicists have s*x?
In the Large Hardon Collider.
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Short Funny Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
A Psychic Goes Shopping
A Psychic Goes Shopping In a small town there lived a gypsy psychic, who was known to read minds, do divinations etc. One day, she went to shop for clothes. After trying all kinds of outfits, a sales person approached her and asked if she can bring her some things. "Sure." Said the seer, and the girl went to get her dresses. When she came back, the psychic looked at the clothes and then raised an eyebrow. "There is no way these will fit me, they are all 'Large'!" "I've been working at this a while," said the sales girl, "believe me, I think these will fit you." "Nope. No way." said the seer. "How do you know if you haven't even tried them on?" Said the frustrated girl. "Trust me," said the seer, "I'm a medium."
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.