Minds

"Great minds drink alike."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
A Psychic Goes Shopping
A Psychic Goes Shopping In a small town there lived a gypsy psychic, who was known to read minds, do divinations etc. One day, she went to shop for clothes. After trying all kinds of outfits, a sales person approached her and asked if she can bring her some things. "Sure." Said the seer, and the girl went to get her dresses. When she came back, the psychic looked at the clothes and then raised an eyebrow. "There is no way these will fit me, they are all 'Large'!" "I've been working at this a while," said the sales girl, "believe me, I think these will fit you." "Nope. No way." said the seer. "How do you know if you haven't even tried them on?" Said the frustrated girl. "Trust me," said the seer, "I'm a medium."