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Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Yo mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.