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Zebra Puns
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra.
You can never find the barcode.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Funny Haiku
Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.
Space Puns
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Pun Puns
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Ski Puns
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Jokes For Women
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
Why are men se*ier than women? You can't spell se*y without xy. Why are men like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time!
Funny Poems
I've fallen in love- I don't know why
I've fallen in love with a girl with one eye.

I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me

She's charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you'd expect from a girl who's monocular.

Of eyes - at the moment - she hasn't full quota
But that doesn't change things for me one iota.

It must be quite difficult if you're bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.

But she's made up her mind. She's made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.

She'll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she'll see me in church.

I'll marry my true love who's gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

(By Andrew Jefferson)
One Liners and Short Jokes
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