Closer Jokes

As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
“I’m a little closer to hell, and I won’t hesitate to bring it out. So, back off!”
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
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