As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.