Closer Jokes

Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
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