Closer Jokes

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "The baby's coming! Don't stop the car! I can't make it! DON'T! CAN'T! WON'T!"
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
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