Carry Jokes

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight
She's my aunt
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
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