Carry

SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!

I quickly silent you, you annoying alarm.
Then we SNOOZE together and let dreams carry on.
Enjoying the peace, then I'll be darned;
It's my 5:15 reminder!

Now I hush the ringing of my reminder.
Ok Alarm, let's put that behind us.
Eyes just shut, but here goes that timer
It's 7:20. I'm late!!!

(By Demecia Dean)
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady,
Whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.