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Carry Jokes

Shower Puns
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Family Puns
When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my motherโ€™s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, โ€œBecause your mother is always right.โ€
Parrot Puns
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Monster Puns
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
Knight Puns
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Mouth Puns
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
Worm Puns
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Mushroom Puns
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Mother Puns
My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight
She's my aunt
Crow Puns
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Hiking Pick Up Lines
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Beer Puns
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
Food Quotes
โ€œI always carry a knife in my purse, just in case weโ€™re having cake.โ€
โ€• Unknown
Anti Jokes
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
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