Carry Jokes

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.
Don't they carry essential oils?
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
When my parents would go to the bar, my dad would always carry his drink to the table in his left hand and my mother’s in the other. I finally asked him why...
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
My mother's sister can carry 50 times her own weight
She's my aunt
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