I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.