There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says โCircus Looking for New Talentsโ. Alex says to himself, โEh, what the heck. Iโm pretty talented.โ and calls the circus.
A lady answers him. โHello,โ she says.
โHi, is this the circus?โ
โYes.โ
โIโve heard youโre hiring.โ
โYouโve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?โ
โAlex.โ
โAlright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?โ
โWell, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.โ
โO... Okay... Thatโs quite impressive, sir, but itโs not really not what weโre looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...โ
โNo, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!โ
โSir, I really donโt think you understand what the concept of a cir...โ
โNo, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!โ
โ...โ
โ...โ
โGoodbye, sir.โ
She hangs up the phone.
Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something.
โOh darn, I forgot to tell her Iโm a horse.โ
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