Basketball Jokes

Why donโ€™t dolphins play basketball?
Because theyโ€™re afraid of the net!
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Iโ€™ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though Iโ€™ve never played a game either.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
There once was a lad from West Philly
Who played basketball and got silly
He fought with some brothers
Which worried his mother
Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy
Working at The Circus So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says โ€œCircus Looking for New Talentsโ€. Alex says to himself, โ€œEh, what the heck. Iโ€™m pretty talented.โ€ and calls the circus. A lady answers him. โ€œHello,โ€ she says. โ€œHi, is this the circus?โ€ โ€œYes.โ€ โ€œIโ€™ve heard youโ€™re hiring.โ€ โ€œYouโ€™ve heard correctly, sir. What is your name?โ€ โ€œAlex.โ€ โ€œAlright then, Alex, what makes you think you can join the circus?โ€ โ€œWell, I have several talents... for example, I can shoot a three-pointer in basketball, like five times in a row.โ€ โ€œO... Okay... Thatโ€™s quite impressive, sir, but itโ€™s not really not what weโ€™re looking for. I think maybe you should call the NB...โ€ โ€œNo, no, wait! I... I can hula hoop for like 30 seconds straight!โ€ โ€œSir, I really donโ€™t think you understand what the concept of a cir...โ€ โ€œNo, please, I... I... I can jump on one leg while saying the alphabet backwards!โ€ โ€œ...โ€ โ€œ...โ€ โ€œGoodbye, sir.โ€ She hangs up the phone. Alex sits there for a few seconds before he realizes he forgot something. โ€œOh darn, I forgot to tell her Iโ€™m a horse.โ€
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
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