Advice

I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice.
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
Erma Bombeck
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.
Grandpa's Advice Was So Awesome
Grandpa's Advice Was So Awesome I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level. My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12. We were sitting on a park bench eating a sandwich, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandpa?" I asked. "It makes your pecker look bigger."
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
There was a young lady named Perkins,
Who just simply lived on gherkins.
In spite of advice,
She ate so much spice,
That she ruined her internal working's.