First date

Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
My first date with an Emergency department nurse was a casual tea.
Remember when nearly sixteen,
On your very first date as a teen.
At the movies? If yes,
Then I bet you can't guess,
What was shown on the cinema screen.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
I tried to take a girl out to hunt seals for a first date.
But she wasn't really Inuit.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.