The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
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