Dam Jokes

What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!

Who is there?

A Bee?

A bee who?

A beaver is building a dam on the river.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
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